How to stay awake? I CAN'T!

Friday again! Phew.. Mommy just went back from site visit..
and now i'm crawling in loveee...
oh well..HEY! i'm gonna show you how to stay awake fwendsss!
most of you won't rite...
Ok...
First step.. Stay calm and open your eyes wideeeeeeeelyyyyyyyyyyyy

put aside the blanket..it will make u even sleepier than ever!
Step Two..

afternoon wind comessss!!...blow my fur softly...

Yawn....and i feel so sleepy...
NO NO NO..this is not rite...i have to move my butts!
Step Three

Change position...
but..o..owwwwwwwwwwww......
Step Four..

I move to Mommy's bed...
well i am sure i won't feel sleepy

15 minutes later

I don't care but oh well im still awake!
Step Five

Me : Mommy!!!!!!!!! Can you get me my blanket...

Mommy: Thought that you want to stay awake...

me: OKAY!...

'move to another spot'

Step Six...

OH! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
the just-taken-out laundry smells so gooddddddd

Good nite everybody...
oh well...good afternoon....